Battle of the Vowels... an O vs. an A

Chad Muthard stirs it up with his Final Four Photo March Madness. I'm honored to be included, though sad that I'm up up against good friend Todd Deutsch. Here's how the fight would begin btwn. a Chicagrapher and Minneographer.
• Beer. Todd and I like beer and we have shared a few. I've certainly beat him in the tall beer department though I imagine he'll outlast me in quantity. Could be even here.
• Todd's a dad, i'm not. Knowing this I imagine Todd has forearms of a lumberjack. Kids love to be tossed, thrown and have adults propell them through space with velocity. My bmx days will do little good over Todd's kid heavy workouts.
• I would steal his soul with a candid 645 medium mallmart snapgraphic while Todd is distracted with the youngsters. Todd wouldn't even know what hit him.
• While I'm winding my film Todd may have a secret weapon of a blog posting, defaming character asassination-ray. Drunken party pics, attacks on my work, inventive wikipedia editing and dissing my use of the words 'kind of' and 'like' could buckle my knees and send me off into a void of no-comments-on-my-posts, and banish me to the bottom-feeder of a google search.
I imagine we'd more likely giggle over a beer and talk about lenses.

The real war here was discovered this weekend in a discussion with Colleen Mullins at the SPE conference:
• Is Minneagraphy/minneography spelled with an 'O' or an 'A'?

ps. image courtesy of 9 hours of waiting standby for flights.